See? I could've written a bible. Piece of piss. Anyway, I just saw a robin in my garden. It sat on the fence. That one, there. I cut that grass the other day. Took fucking ages, needed amptying every 2 minutes. And the bastard's grown again now, look. What a fucking cunt. That's the first washing I've hung out this year. Hope it doesn't get nicked again.
Getting your washing nicked
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