Children Beware

I'm out to get you! For I am now a teacher. Pending completed assignments. Don't educate your kids in the West Midlands. You have been warned!

Were I not so mild-mannered,

I'd have a few words to say about that prick of a university tutor of mine. He was supposed to be doing my final observation today (it's my last week), but he didn't turn up, because despite explicitly emailing the time, date, class etc., he apparently thought it was at a different time, so the lesson I spent all week planning went unwitnessed. So here I am, about to try again for tomorrow. What a fucking cunt (it's deserved in this case).