Newsflash

Well hello there. Welcome to my world. It's been a while, so here is the news (you cunt).

I've moved house! Same town, but the house is about eight times the size. That's not saying much though, the last one was like a fucking phone box. The garden is fucking amazing though. Massive built in barbie (cue, not the doll).

Err, remember those assignments? Well, I failed, so I'm looking to qualify at Christmas now. Bollocks. Do your homework, kids...

Anything else? Probably, but nothing that springs to mind. Oh yeah, Landlord's a cunt. Watch out for him.

If you read this, write a reply. Just a short one. I'm still not convinced there's any point to this!

I love you all.