Pack your bags lads, it's hometime.
Wanna see our Grass? Yes, the capital G is deserved. That's less than half I've managed to cut. And Paul-cunt did most of that. I had a go yesterday but the strimmer started smoking. With actual smoke. Left it a bit and it was making a queer sound. I know, I know, I shouldn't have let it get so long. I reckon it's about 2 ft tall at least. It'd be quite pretty as a meadow, but it's a bit embarrassing as a garden. Even for a cunt like me. You cunt.
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